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I was turning 18 the next day. A gay friend who had just graduated lived near me and he asked to suck my dick. He was really horny and I was the only dude around. Eventually he talked me into it.
So he picked me up and we go to his house. He gets started right away. I'm not prepared for this. Only had one bj before and that was like 2 years before that. I wasn't getting hard at all, despite it feeling amazing. It just felt awkward. So he got really frustrated and ripped my pants away from me, then a bit after forced me to sit down and such. I got a half chub, I was really trying for this guy. It ended in disappointment and he took the change that fell out of my pants when he took them off saying I owed him that. I was like, "Whatever, I don't like coins anyway."
6 Questions Feminists can't answer (without admitting Feminism isn't about equality):
Because girls are traitors and they think that if they are drunk they are not responsible for any of their actions even though they made the decision to drink and get as drunk as they were. Let me tell you a story
>be me>be with girl>she was awesome>one day found text messaged on her phone>some asshole had been texting her>trying to get her to come over and sleep with her>turns out that she had sex with him at a party>I went to confront her>she said she was drunk>"like I give a fuck if you were drunk!">she apologizes>I forgive her because I legitimately think he regrets the decision>few months later she has sex with another guy>find this out from a friend>she got drunk at another party>she blames it on being drunk again>tell her it's her fault for getting drunk and being a stupid bitch>she goes to the police a week later and says she was raped>she got drunk YET AGAIN at a party and had sex with some fag>broke it off with her>went to court and testified on that guys behalf>he got off free>been bros with him ever since
Never trust women. They will always try to find an excuse for their actions. This is just another excuse. Try using that excuse on a girl. sleep with a girl at a party then go home and tell your gf about it and say "I'm sorry honey, I was dunk" and she will not give a shit. She will hold you responsible even though she probably wouldn't hold herself responsible.
You don't, just drop her. She wanted to fuck another guy and probably got drunk to begin with specifically to fall back on that excuse later.
Or, if you want to be really cryptic and send her hamster-brain into a frenzy, you could say "I wasn't."
>be 22>gf confesses that she blew so and so at party>"but I was drunk, I swear!">"huh...I wasn't.">"Wh-what? You weren't what?">"Drunk.">"When?">"Don't matter now, I suppose. Moot point.">"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? IT'S THAT CUNT FROM THE STORE, THE CASHIER RIGHT!? I'M GLAD I BLEW ANON, HIS COCK IS TWICE A BIG AS YOURS!!">"I doubt his cock is 14 inches long and 12 around.">"I WASN'T EVEN DRUNK I JUST SAID THAT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER enter more drivel here, blah blah
Bitches ain't shit. There's always more pussy to be had. Always.
Case in point, her sister fucked me about a week after this exchange. I think her mom may have been giving me signals too, but I never pursued that. Kind of wish I had.
> be me> late night at a bar, cougar wants the d> fuckyes.jpg> get laid at her place> morning comes around, I'm cooking breakfast cause I love my biscuits and gravy.> mother and young daughter awake> all my wats> those two not speaking to eachother, despite my attempts to get conversation> fast forward to a month later, daughter being cute and innocent but doesnt hide her desire to "marry me"> mother overhears and get butt frosted, thinking daughter was trying to steal me. (daughter was around age 11)> her words, "steal me", my whats over 9000> confront her, ask out loud why she would be more concerned over that than me having sex with a minor> mother calls daughter a dyke bitch lesbian> daughter silent, pulls down my pants and starts sucking.> mother wide eyed> I reply, "Like mother like daughter, guess she's not a lesbian."> mother joins in
> fast forward to two years, still not married to either but me and daughter have been taking turns keeping her mother well fucked.
fuck yes, 'Merica...ty President Obama for free healthcare and government paycheck
I like to think of gender confused people as weak.
The change seems to occur most in people between the age of 8 and 20, when the human body is most into it's stage of growth, when hormones are surging and the mind is most unstable.
The desire to switch gender usually comes from the idea that the grass is greener on the other side, for the majority it is that they wish to become a woman, so they never have to grow up, so that they can remain childish and mothered by other people - so that they never have to go through adulthood. Lazy, selfish. I find most traps are incredibly narcissistic too, victims of their own complex now that they have designed, in a way, their dream girl, having given up looking for her, they become her, then wear her like a corpse over their real identity, and act as her, fooling others.
Having others see you as what you want is manipulation, it does not matter how you put it, and traps are sly, damaged people who live through manipulation of themselves and their surroundings.
Even on the Internet they try their best to be feminine through their misguided view of women (":3" spam, etc).
You are a failed male.
You will not escape this in the eyes of people who don't sympathize with your immaturity and failure
You are shaped entirely by a society in its infancy; and the social boundaries that come with it.You are emotionally stunted, and carry out all activities with the sole ambition of pleasing and garnering acceptance of others.Your only goals are to attain trophies of virility; in what is an ultimately feeble attempt at life after death. You will die, they will die, you will have meant nothing, and you will have experienced only what others found fit for someone of your status.
this is the voice i had in my head which made me wait until i was 23 and had accomplished a "fullfilling" male life.
If it wasnt for this kind of thinking i probably would have been through all this terror by now and on towards living a real life
>be single father>find sploof under my 15 year old son's bed>not surprised that he's smoking weed>see him and his friend come home once with clearly bloodshot eyes>remember reading here once about how a parent intentionally caught his son smoking weed, pretend to freak out then smoked it right in front of him>thought this would be a laugh so I decided to replicate it>I go out every saturday night and his friend is always there before I leave so I assume that's when they smoke weed>Tell them I'm leaving, drive off, park the car one block away then walk back to the house>Slowly enter through the back door and move my way towards his room quiet as a mouse>Approaching his door I can smell the weed and I get ready to go in>Pull open door really fast and i see my son sucking his friends dick>Both are wearing Aaron Rodgers Jerseys>Close door immediatly and go lay on my bed for the rest of the night traumatized>Still haven't talked to him since then
Fairly obvious, make use of the situation by getting the friend to come over because you have to discuss the situation. When he does, confront them and explained if they wanna suck dick they can both suck yours or you will have to speak to friends dad, enjoy!
All of this feminist shit is very recent, within the last 150 or so years. Even when the women's suffrage movement was around, women didn't want it. Suffragettes and modern feminists are no different, they both want to decide what all women want, regardless of what the huge majority of women actually say they want, and any woman who speaks up about it is an idiot and doesn't know what's good for her.
Modern feminism is still made up of an extreme minority of women booming their voices above everyone else, and in the end they just make things worse for both men and women.
Women didn't want "more rights," they already had more rights. Women have had all the control throughout history. Women generally managed the household and the money throughout history. Women had benefits given to them and often were given land and money, which they owned completely, as a gift for being "nice enough" to accept marriage. Of course, throughout history, marriage was generally something that both parties agreed to. Arranged marriages weren't the norm outside of royalty, there was no benefit to it for the general populace.
Anyway, the point in saying all of this is that women were humans at one time, and a majority of women still are humans. The women out there who aren't humans are still a fairly small amount of the population, the problem right now is that technology and society make it extremely easy to impress young minds with bullshit "feminism" through media and by changing policies to force the education system to teach their demented views. What this does mean is that the new generations will be warped and worthless, and any women younger than their mid-20s will have a much higher chance of being warped. Not that you'll be safe with an older woman, as she could easily be one of the minority of her generation.
You might point to the last few decades of, for example, cheating women destroying men through a divorce. This isn't due to the slut being a feminist, it's from extremely out-of-date laws helping a lawyer add to his fortunes by fucking over her partner.
If some other groups out there are to be believed, a lot of the issues with feminism are brought on by the Jews, who would actually benefit greatly from the advancement of female dominance. while they themselves would not experience any of the downsides due to their religious practices. I personally don't care much for conspiracies, though, so feel free to ignore this last paragraph.
This reply was a lot longer than I expected it to be.
PS: I'm not disagreeing with you. RP has been around since the beginning of time, it's all about the natural relationship between men and women. Alphas, betas, "good girls," bitches and sluts have always existed. The problem we experience right now is the increased spread of BP through something that only a very small amount of people are pushing, "feminism."
BDSM is completely about pushing boundaries. It's about destroying the faces that people put on every day. It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, it's about submission, fear, trust, control. The bond created by BDSM is probably one of the strongest out there. The pain will release all the feel-good chemicals and "love" will be far greater than any generic relationship.
That was unexpected... Last night a chic from __________ and her friend n I went to________ last night, ended up in my bed with both of them over me all night... Hmmm I feels a 3some brewing ;)
Chemicals are your friends. Untested chemicals are your untested friends.
I just tricked this pathetic pussy into the friendzone.
I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. Its disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?
I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about two weeks of us talking about my sex life with ex-boyfrieds in facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other guys (who had girlfriends, some of them there, or were genuinely good friends) over and they were already there when he got there. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.
I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.
Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.
Article directly mentions "Mother and son had a stormy relationship" and "Mr Crooks added that the mother and son would fight often".
In plain English- woman was being a typical man-hating feminist bitch to her own son, and so the son naturally started to hate her.
How's that misandry working out for you ladies? How's it feel when you turn an innocent young boy into a rage-filled person because of your constant abuse and hatred towards him?
Imagine how badly his mother must have treated him for the young boy to snap and kill his own mother like this. Looks like being a man-hating bitch didn't work out too well for her.
This is a glimpse of the coming hyper-violent society. You women have created entire generations of rage-filled and angry young men, and they are a product of YOUR man-hatred and abuse.
Funny how the article blames the boy, who was ONLY 13 fucking years old, but NEVER places any responsibility onto the mother. It's because in America, women are NEVER held accountable for their own actions. Even if a woman kills her own children, she will probably not face jail time.
When the hell are you women going to GROW THE FUCK UP and start taking responsibility for your own actions? You raised your child wrong, it's YOUR FUCKING FAULT, not the fault of society or video games or whatever.
Anyway, this poor boy was just a product of feminism, feminism brainwashed women into hating men, and women are such pathetic cowards, they take out their man-hatred on young defenseless boys. Then when the young boys who have been so badly abused and hated on by women and even their own mothers grows up and does something like this? Of course, it's NOT the mother's fault. No, women are saints, it couldn't possibly be the result of the mother's feminist man-hatred and abuse towards her son.
And notice in the comments section. Women are saying "That boy is evil, that boy is sick". NOT ONE SINGLE WOMAN criticized the mother or held her accountable.
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What's up bitches. Are you ready for me to make you money? That's what I fucking thought. My name is Derek and I'm a 23-year-old McNeese student that will be graduating in the Spring with a degree in General Studies. That's right -- GENERAL FUCKING STUDIES. This means I know everything about everything. I decided to leave my previous 4 years of Engineering school in the search for something that didn't make me want to eat the barrel of a gun every morning. As of now, I've got a GPA of 3.09, which is a fucking miracle given the amount of alcohol I've consumed over the years.
To break the ice, let me tell you a little about how fucking awesome I am. I can do some pretty mad freestyle raps (or so my homeboys say), and I enjoy wearing a bow tie. I take my pants off without unbuttoning them. Why? Because it's extremely efficient, and I've got more important shit to do than to unbutton my damn pants. I think all meals should be easily prepared in a microwave, and my favorite flavor of cotton candy is pink. I fucking DARE you to disagree with me. I've had what most people like to call "questionable previous employment", although I swear it's legit. Don't ask me about it though. I've never worked at a fast food restaurant, and I usually smell like the Old Spice "Swagger" fragrance. Only bad mother fuckers smell like swagger. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but only if the beach is located in Miami. I enjoy devices that are iPhone compatible, and I feel that everything tastes better with velveeta. I've slept on couches all over the US, and was once told that I fucked up a hotel suite somewhere on the Vegas strip. My Mom calls me her "Perfect Little Angel", so this means you can completely trust me with your daughters, nieces, hot female friends, etc...
Since I know I've already got this job in the bag, let me start off by telling you how useful I would be for your company.
Do you need me to answer your phone and talk shit to the vendors you hate? I abso-fucking-lutely love talking shit to vendors, ESPECIALLY the ones you hate. Want me to be nice to the vendors you hate? I can do that shit too. Look, I'm already showing how versatile I can be!
Do you want me to send flowers to your mother? FUCKING RIGHT! I'll hand pick and DELIVER those bitches to her office and even sing her a god damn song that will bring tears to her eyes -- and I'll lie and tell her you wrote it!! I can do the song with my best friend Jeff who gets laid weekly because of his crazy guitar skills, or acapella. Your choice.
Want a drinking buddy after a long day at the office/jobsite/underground meth lab? Holy shit, we may as well be best friends. I'll drink whatever you put in front of me -- who gives a fuck if it smells like pure gasoline. I'll even stop drinking a few hours early so I can drive you home to your bitch wife who likely hates me. BEST. FUCKING. FRIENDS.
Does shit constantly break at your office? Holy fuck, you just hit the jackpot. I was an automotive mechanic for two years and a motorcycle mechanic for another two years. I can fix anything. If I can't fix it, I'll break it so that the warranty will replace it. You're already making money with me working for you!!
Recreating various lost outside situations results in invisibility and speed,alters you and reality,your mind returning to the past,time travel,accidents.Mind control and connected minds communicating,turning people into traitorous sex fiends by getting them to look at and/or sniff something.Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,abductions,suffocations,hungrily pulling and grabbing your sleeping genitals,draining energy,clones,people leaving this planet.Being woken up over and over again and waking up in this place,picking,poking,prodding people at the top with medical instruments,reviving regular people and bringing them out to court,maybe they'll reach through the screen and your reality show from this planet and their accusations about your past lives,your suspicious,nature's etc examples,stuck in this nest.
Cheaper hdmi cables use the same bitset for transmiting ascii as well as data. This means that intsead of sending 1s and 0s, they use the letters I and O. This leads to increased power consumption, as the device has to decode full asci, and reduced color gamut.
Among the better brands, Monster cables have lower levels of atomic oxygen in the copper, which leads to reduced bitrot, and lower chance of hard drive crash due to blow-back.
I find that with Monster cables, gameplay is much more satisfying and rich. Many games have new gameplay options that are only possible to experience with the high fidelity of Monster cables - new paths that open up, more responsive AI. Cheaper cables simply can't maintain proper bit stability for the game code to function at its fullest.
I'm a chemical engineer - I know what I'm talking about.
People disappearing(abductions) and others by altering themselves and reality(invisibility and speed),surrounding nightlights-stores-genitals(doing it with clones)and then returning.Recreating various lost outside situations results in invisibility and speed,your mind returning to the past (time travel (accidents)) if your iron and chromium anemic.People being kept off the streets and beaches,turning your apparently empty place into a motel/outhouse.Tired yet pet of the puking pests and your hungrily grabbed sleeping genitals,suffocations,draining energy,demon possession,cuts,barking dogs,popped people,an anal attack on colon cleansed people,turning people into traitorous sex fiends by getting them to look at something and/or sniff something and the so-called vaccine,mind control and connected minds communicating,interuptions,preparing you for whatâ€™s happening now and after (animalism).Waking up over and over again in this place,picking,poking,prodding people at the top with medical instruments,attempting to access your minds hidden secrets when you sleep,some people dying in their sleep,reviving regular people in that place and bringing them out to court and their accusations,reincarnation,your suspicious,maybe theyâ€™ll reach through the screen and your reality show from this planet.Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins,etc that your in contact with or surrounded by,people travelling back in time getting attacked,having accidents or sending messages.Replacing some people with clones,robots,etc,people leaving this planet,what year are you from?Concluding the experiment an cleaning the cage.Natureâ€™s,etc examples.
Before you tell me that you're going to discontinue textchan, there's something that you need to know, that you have to understand.
My life sucks. I was studying chemical engineering in hopes of getting a job at the local Dow plant. I spent four years getting a degree in a field I legitimately dislike, because I wanted a secure future in a job that I could use to provide for my family.
They closed that fucking plant. I guess offshore labor's cheaper. Can't pay extra for your fucking ant poison. Now I have an essentially useless degree. When my girlfriend realized I'd be unemployed, she left me. I don't blame her. There's nothing to do anymore. No one has any money because that place was where everyone worked. I rarely leave my room at this point, and it's probably wise not to, because roving gangs of poor teenagers are prowling the town.
Last fall, I started buying castor beans in bulk. At first, it was just a minor experiment, but at this moment, I've got twelve gallons of liquid ricin brewed and ready to spray. I have no hopes, no goals, and no future, and literally the only reason I have not popped the can and killed everyone in this miserable Godforsaken city is because, when I come here to post, I know my thread will be replied to and I'll talk to someone.
So before you tell me that the one bright spot in my life is gone, consider this: It's all I have.
A lot of it has to do with the entertainment industry wanting to show niggers in a good light but you are so right. Nothing ever good comes from a white person having anything to do with a Negro and, as far as having sex with them, I wish they would bring back the laws dealing with beastiality.
I knew someone once whose white daughter identified with niggers, watching MTV, BET and having nigger friends over to her house constantly.
This bothered my friend (actually a co-worker) a lot but being racist was not PC and he would never teach his daughter the evils of racism.
Her senior year in high school she gets knocked up by, you guessed it, a nigger buck.
Buck takes off for another part of the country and this stupid white girl decided 1)not to get an abortion and 2)keep the niglet!
It gets worse. Much worse.
Young girl shits out a nigglet but keeps cavorting with niggers. One night the pack-o-niggers talked her into crossing a state line driving one of the bros niggermobiles. Of course, the bro asking never bothered to tell her about the drugs he had hidden in the trunk and, by the way, he forgot to mention the car was stolen to boot.
She gets caught after crossing a state line (federal rap here too) and all of her nigger friends (every single one of them) swore they didn't even know her.
The niglet was put in foster care while she was put in prison. Minimum of six years and she will be 26 when she gets out.
God Damn It! Tell your children that NOTHING good can ever come from associating with niggers! Tell them now and tell them often!
Sounds like your daughter is dumb as fuck.
>>130 It sounds like you're retarded.
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.
So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.
I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like... not like the stories your generation tells.