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No.160 : Anonymous [14/03/10(Mon)11:05] [Report] [SNAP]

Because girls are traitors and they think that if they are drunk they are not responsible for any of their actions even though they made the decision to drink and get as drunk as they were. Let me tell you a story

>be me
>be with girl
>she was awesome
>one day found text messaged on her phone
>some asshole had been texting her
>trying to get her to come over and sleep with her
>turns out that she had sex with him at a party
>I went to confront her
>she said she was drunk
>"like I give a fuck if you were drunk!"
>she apologizes
>I forgive her because I legitimately think he regrets the decision
>few months later she has sex with another guy
>find this out from a friend
>she got drunk at another party
>she blames it on being drunk again
>tell her it's her fault for getting drunk and being a stupid bitch
>she goes to the police a week later and says she was raped
>she got drunk YET AGAIN at a party and had sex with some fag
>broke it off with her
>went to court and testified on that guys behalf
>he got off free
>been bros with him ever since

Never trust women. They will always try to find an excuse for their actions. This is just another excuse. Try using that excuse on a girl. sleep with a girl at a party then go home and tell your gf about it and say "I'm sorry honey, I was dunk" and she will not give a shit. She will hold you responsible even though she probably wouldn't hold herself responsible.

No.161 : Anonymous [14/03/10(Mon)11:06] [Report] []

You don't, just drop her. She wanted to fuck another guy and probably got drunk to begin with specifically to fall back on that excuse later.

Or, if you want to be really cryptic and send her hamster-brain into a frenzy, you could say "I wasn't."

>be 22
>gf confesses that she blew so and so at party
>"but I was drunk, I swear!"
>"huh...I wasn't."
>"Wh-what? You weren't what?"
>"Drunk."
>"When?"
>"Don't matter now, I suppose. Moot point."
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? IT'S THAT CUNT FROM THE STORE, THE CASHIER RIGHT!? I'M GLAD I BLEW ANON, HIS COCK IS TWICE A BIG AS YOURS!!"
>"I doubt his cock is 14 inches long and 12 around."
>"I WASN'T EVEN DRUNK I JUST SAID THAT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER enter more drivel here, blah blah

Bitches ain't shit. There's always more pussy to be had. Always.

Case in point, her sister fucked me about a week after this exchange. I think her mom may have been giving me signals too, but I never pursued that. Kind of wish I had.


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