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>I was seven, visiting my dad in Vegas for the summer>he asks a local girl (13) to babysit me whilst he and his stripper gf go out for dinner>she shows up in roller skates, drunk off her ass>he shrugs, they take off>she proceeds to drink all the booze in the place, and knowing my dad that was a lot.>she pees her pants and spends the rest of the night in her panties>she pulls out a joint and blazes up while we watch a Meatloaf concert on TV>round midnight I go to bed, she crawls in with me.>She spoons me and tells me how she gave my dad some head for a joint once. I have no idea what she's talking about.>Dad comes home, finds us in bed, empty bottles and piss all around.>Tells her to go home, whips ME with his belt.>WTF>good times
> be about 10>supposed to go somewhere, don't remember what the occasion was>mom is telling me and my brother and sister to take a shower and change clothes before we go>ok mom, we'll shower one by one and not take too long, like you you've always told us to>nottodayyouarent.jpg>GET THE FUCK IN THE SHOWER ALL THREE OF YOU!!!>tears our clothes off>grabs us and throws us in there>couldn't get me in there, because fatass and too heavy to move>we don't know what the fuck is going on. we're scared as shit and crying>brother and sister are in the shower trying to cover themselves up because embarrassed>im on the floor trying to cover my fatrolls because super selfconscious>mom sprays us with scalding hot water for about a minute, then drops the shower head and leaves>bro and sis run upstairs and get dressed>im still crying on the floor>finally get up, shower a bit and get dressed>never talk about it again
>be 10/11 years old>at school and need piss>go to toilet and 3 younger kids are all at urinal>all have pants and underwear at their ankles>tell them youredoingitwrong.jpg>i use it correctly and theyre staring at my dick>got hard and looked at theirs>all of them hard too>leave before anything happens>missed opportunity?
>Christmas Time!!>playing hide and seek with cousins>hide in closet>cousin comes into closet with me, few years older>completely dark>silent>wtf this is MY hiding spot, nigger>why are you not leaving...?>why are you kissing me>my first kiss>what is this>wet, weird>why are you putting your hand in my shirt? >don't even have tits to grab..
A few years later...I don't know whta the fuck possessed me..but I fucking asked that same cousin to "play that game" with me again....he did not know what to do.
>be 8-10 i dont remember>go to house of girl from girl scouts not really friends but at that age who cares>hanging in her room until her parents call us for dinner>"hey anon have you ever rubbed here" points to vag>"no" totally innocent i dont know shit about sex>"it feels good when someone else does it">spend the rest of the time till dinner fingering each other through our panties>now im bisexual
>be me>be 7 or 10, can't remember>sometime around christmas>setting up the tree n' shit because mom asked>have idea>fuckinggenius.pdf>run to room, get thing, run back>magnet>insert magnet into prongs of plug>forscience.gif>outlet explodes, ash or some shit everywhere>shocked and silent for about 20 seconds>mom: anon, are you okay?>burst into tears and shit>outlet was never cleaned as a reminder for me
and that's how I electrocuted myself
>be 13ish>have bro, 7ish>have boy cousin, 11ish>have girl cousin, 7ish>at their house>parents, aunt, and uncle leave>I'm babysitting>playing with older cousin>decide to hide in his sister's room so we can scare her when she comes in>under bed>waiting>door opens>bro and cousin come in>gotta wait till they know they're alone in the room>they get on bed>clothes start falling on the floor>hear moaning>get out from under the bed>they're shocked and embarrassed>they think they're in trouble>tell them that it's OK as long as we get to play too>they agree>older cousin looks at me weird but goes along>every one gets naked>start dry humping younger cousin>tell older cousin that he needs to play like my bro's a girl>doesn't want to homosex>tell him that bro-sis wincest to fucked up>tell him he needs to homosex my bro for things to be fair>he finally goes along>get hard>start fucking the younger cousin>tell older cousin he needs to actually stick it in my bro's butt>he does>both start crying>cum with the force of a thousand suns>first time cumming>decide it's time to swap>tell bro to fuck younger cousin>start rubbing my dick on my older cousin's butt>get hard again>start barebacking him>nut again>not as strong or enjoyable as the first>decide to only fuck girls from then on>both bro and older cousin grow up to be gay subs
>Be around 10>Friend is 10 too or so>After school one day, go to his house>His dad isnt home, nobody is>We go upstairs, talk for a bit, can feel some sorta tension >He asks me if I want to be his girlfriend >Im a guy>okay.exe>Tells me to strip naked >He does the same>We lay in his bed>He places himself on top of me, griding his dick against mine>We both moan until we get some sorta feeling that we cum I guess, no sperm came out>We continue this in all kinda places>We do it from 10 to 13 or so>He moves>Fast forward to now>He has facebook, he is 100% gay>Tfw he turned me into a sissy faggot
>Be 4yo. Very early memory here.>Have a regular babysitting.>Parents leave. Just me and 1yo sister with the babysitter.>She sits down on the floor, lifts dress, takes panties off.>Spreads herself open with full view of hairy pussy. >Wants me to touch her and play a special game. >I don't think the game is very fun so I don't want to.>I think I touch her once and decide it's not very nice. I walk away to do some stupid kid shit instead.>Lesson learned at an early age that vaginas can be voracious and hungry. All the stuff about women being chaste and not liking sex I saw in the media had to be false. Women are beasts for sexual satisfaction.
>20 years later I talk with my mother about babysitting arrangements when I was younger. The girl who I thought was an incredibly mature adult was in grade 8 and can't have been more than 14. >Mind is blown. >Am now suspicious about 13 and 14yo girls being left with male children.
> be 8> At friends house, her parents are having a massive fight.> too scared to out there but need to pee> Her mother bursts in, tells my friend to hide under her bed and not come out, tells me to leave.> I leave and begin walking home, still need to pee super bad> Get around the corner, cant hold it any longer and piss myself.> Want to just go back to friends house but im too scared, decide to just walk home like this.> Piss is super gross and kinda making down there sting.> Finally decide to go into a house after trying to just walk it home.>Ring doorbell, a really fat, sweaty woman answers the door, has food stains everywhere.> Tell her how I've had an accedent.> She tells me to come inside, hurries me to the bathroom and insists I have a shower.> Have shower> Mid shower she comes in to give me a towel> I'm pretty freaked out, finish shower, hop out, theres only a towel and shes taken my clothes.> Wrap towel around myself and come out, shes there waiting and breathing heavily.>She takes me into her room, opens her wardrobe, all different kinds of school uniforms in there.> She makes me wear a high school uniform, gives me a bag with my clothes in it and sets me off on my way home.> Get home, have to explain what happened to mother.
>be 15>go over to friend's house>his mom offers to take me home instead of having my parents pick me up>she's driving me home>asks if i have a girlfriend>say no>acts shocked>says i shouldn't have a problem finding a girlfriend>says she's too old and ugly to find a boyfriend>say that's impossible>asks what i mean>say "all my friends thinks you're the hottest mom">get all embarrassed>don't be embarrassed, that's a sweet thing to say. I'm flattered really>she pulls into a random, empty parking lot and turns off the engine>asks me if i really think she's the hottest mom>gulp and say yes>she leans over to me and says "prove it">she kisses me>we make out>she climbs over and gets on top of me>starts taking our clothes off>she starts fucking me>oh shit this is awesome.jpg>nut inside her>oh shit!>she says not to worry about it>we fuck off and on until i move away for college
>be 9/10>have friend 2 years younger>neighbor has daughter around 5 or 6>friend and I used to tell neighbor girl to lift her skirt and show us her panties and we will show her our tighty whiteys. >one day she no wear anything underneath (as a the father of a little girl i now know that it's to let it "air out" sometimes) >friend starts yelling "EWWWWW SHE HAS NO PENIS" >thought it was interesting and tried diddling it.
>Fast forward a year, friend moved away cried many days for that. Girl and I become close friends>Touching escalates into only doing "movements" that felt good, decides wat if i lick. >discover 69, didn't know it at the time.
>still friends today, and still pleasure each other. She didn't want to have sex though, said it'll be weird. So i just drug and fuck her every now and then.
>be 4ish>mom runs an in-home daycare/preschool>takes one girl in exchange for her mom teaching me piano>she stays later than the other kids>mom lets us play on our own>go into storage room>eventually start playing doctor>by the time I went into kindergarten I knew what a (loli) pussy looked like from memory>dad builds a playhouse in the back yard>all the neighbour kids my age are girls>they all come to my playhouse>they take turns being the mom and kids>the "mom" and I get naked in the playhouse>lay on top of each other>get bored then say she's preg>get dressed>shove a doll up her shirt>play a bit>the "mom" goes into labor>go back into playhouse>this time with the "kid">take the "mom's" pants off>squats down>the "kid" crawls through the "mom's" legs and is born>get dressed>go play some more>goes on till the wincest incident>during this time I realise the dick goes in on of the holes>at first try putting it in her pee hole>doesn't work for some (then) unknown reason>understand that shit comes out of the back hole>try the middle hole>great advances in the field of biology were made that day>after the wincest incident I start fucking the neighbour girls both individually and while others watch>eventually convince the watchers to eat each other out>go to college>lose track of the neighbour girls>can't get a gf bc no idea how to go from just met to "let's get naked and fuck"
>Be 7 years old.>Nanny has phat ass.>I like to jump on her back when she doesn't see me and ride her like Arabians ride camels>Be innocent child looking for fun>Nanny be standing by stairs sweeping.>Decide to surprise her like always.>Jump on her back, but she buckles now.>mfw oh shit!>Fall down long flight of stairs to land hard on living room bare floor.>Pass out.>Nanny leaves me there, gushing blood from my skull, unconscious, until parents get back.>Never seen mom so mad at someone before.>mfw I now have a permanent scar on the side of my head.