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> Bill holds up an Erlenmeyer flask. The audience ooohs.> "Now this might look like water, but it's actually an aqueous solution."> Audience starts clapping> Electronic dance music starts playing> Adam from the mythbusters comes out on a scooter with colorful beakers and a lab coat.> Bill and Adam start dancing with beakers, audience cheers> Record scratch, music abruptly stops> Zoom into Bill's face, "Now let's get serious folks."> "Can you believe there are still people who believe in God, and not climate change?"> Audience erupts in laughter, more applause> "... and do you believe there are people who still think there are only two genders?"> Audience is now dying of laughter...> "Folks we have a very special guest here today to tell you why space is WOKE!"> Neil DeGrasse Tyson comes out in a space suit> Audience furiously clapping now, can barely contain themselves> Tyson: "The potential for life is everywhere in the universe, Star Trek and Star Wars could be real!"> Audience hands are now bleeding from all the clapping.> Bill: "Well that's all the time we have today, join us next week when we tell you more about why science rocks!"> Electric guitar solo, audience starts chanting aggressively "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!" Their claps are now full repetitive nazi salutes.
> Bill rides onto stage on a tandem bicycle alone> Crowd laughs> "HOWDY FOLKS, ARE YOU READY FOR SCIENCE?"> Crowd says "YAAAAAASSSSS"> Adam Savage from Mythbusters is in the background throwing vinegar into a paper machine volcano with a disco ball spinning above him> Bill cracks a glowstick> Audience begins clapping and says ooooohhh> Adams volcano stops erupting, his smile disappears and he looks worried> Audience in unison goes "awwwwww" in disappointment> Bill looks furious with Adam. This isnt the first time this has happened.> Adam looks scared, has bruises on him.> Bill walks over and starts beating the shit out of Adam Savage from Mythbusters> "Folks there is only one thing I hate more than CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS" he says in between open hand slaps> Crowd is nodding their head in agreement> "I fucking HATE bad scientists!"> Adam Savage is uncontrollably sobbing under his desk.> Bill Nye lights a snake firework on the stage and the audience claps furiously while chanting "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"
> Sneaky music comes on> Bill tip toes out from behind the curtains around the stage.> The audience says "Huhhhh??" in a collective gasp, not knowing where Bill is.> Bill is in his Nyddler outfit, what could he be up to?> Tip toes behind little 8 year old girl in the crowd.> Bill taps her on the shoulder and she turns around> "ITS SCIEEEEENCE TIMEEEEEEE!", Bill says as he punches the little girl right in the nose, breaking it> The audience gasps as the girl screams, blood splurting from her nose> Music suddenly changes, whats happening? Bill is transforming> Bill rips off the Nyddler outfit and reveals his classic Bow Tie outfit> "Ooops! Looks like my body was merely identifying as the evil twin, The Nyddler! Science folks, science!"> Bill begins to laugh and the audience laughs with him and begins applauding> Electronic dance music comes on, and Bill dances his way back to the stage> Record scratch, cut music, zoom in to Bill's face> "Lets get serious!", Bill says as he turns his head sharply towards the camera> Bill pulls out out a torch and lights a flame> "This may look like a fire, but its actually a result of a chemical reaction!"> Biiiiiig ooooooohhhh from the audience> Electronic dance music comes back on> Bill freezes, then throws the torch to the side> Bill begins dancing, as the torch lights part of the set on fire> The crowd gives standing ovation as they chant "BILL! BILL! BILL!" (The little girl still bleeding)> Members of the audience begin to catch fire and die as Bill is dancing away in the back> The audience, despite being on fire, continues to clap and chant Bill!