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>Live in university
>Know generic /g/ level computer stuff, enough to get out of and stay out of trouble
>Friend says he is the computer god
>Makes friends with this group of asian tech guys
>Supposedly some sort of university club
>Go to one meeting with friend
>They are somewhat friendly speak some chinkinese, seem to mostly have LAN parties playing starcraft and shit
>See less and less of friend
>Get a phonecall one day
>You gotta help me man
>whut
>I already called 911, but I don't think I m gonna make it man
>whut
>Give me the name of a hotel
>Rush over
>fucking ambulances and police cars
>What happened
>Cops say nothing
>Say he's my friend, that he called me
>Suddenly, cops are interested
>Get taken for questioning
>Pretty much tell them this story
>Turns out chinkinese guys drugged him, stole one of his kidneys and his graphics card
>Was left in a bathtub full of ice with his desktop tower

weird

Alpha as Fuck moment...

>In College
>Chilling in dorm talking to this girl who likes me
>She's black, so 3/10
>Says she wants to fuck
>Refuse, and tell her she has a bf
>She complains about bf etc etc
>10 minutes later I hear rustling outside my door
>Check the peephole, she's standing there
>I wait there for 10 more minutes until she knocks
>She enters and complains some more
>I tell her to grow a pair and to just breakup with her bf is she's having problems.
>She sits next to me on couch and tries to cuddle
>I politely say that I have to go to the bathroom
>I return and see that she is spread eagle on my bed
>Covered in spaghetti

This shit continued for 30 minutes, there was spaghetti everywhere. I refused to have sex with er, and finally she got tired and went home. Seriously, I don't get it. I'm really beta as fuck, and I turned this girl down... I told my friends and they said I was Alpha as Fuck. To this day that girl still wants the D, but I've been turning her down everytime.

No, that's what a shitty playground looks like. A "real" playground is 2 storeys tall and made of metal. It's also not wide enough for fatties to use it (unless, maybe, if they move sideways). Every bit of it is metal, welded, including the ladders and spirals and 10'+ tall monkey bars. On a "real" playground, you can climb every bit of it. Up and along the barriers, under the platforms (using the bars keeping the platform from warping), and up or along any other pole (especially the 20' fireman's pole). The metal slides don't fit fatties, either. Especially not the one attached to the top level. A "real" playground has a ladder going to the top level, from where your spiral slide also descends. The ability to climb and stand and fall and die from every level is what a "real" playground is all about.

They no longer make "real" playgrounds.

If all blacks suddenly left America...
(keep in mind blacks only make 13% of the US population)

>The prison population would go down by 37%
>There would be almost 50% less gang members
>Rape would go down significantly
>Overweight and obesity percentage would go down by 10%
>Average IQ would go up 7 points, putting the USA tied for third with Japan
>SAT scores would go up by about 100 points
>ACT scores would go up by 5.5 points
>AIDS and HIV would go down by over 67%
>Chlamydia cases would go down by 50%
>Gonorrhea would go down by 69%
>Syphilis would go would go down by 58%
>The average income would be over 20k more per year
>The amount of people in poverty would go down by over 30%
>Homelessness would go down by 57%
>And the number of welfare recipients would go down by about 40%

Sources:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States

www.bop.gov/news/quick.jsp#1

kff.org/other/state-indicator/adult-overweightobesity-rate-by-re/

www.nytimes.com/books/first/j/jencks-gap.html

www.amfirstbooks.com/IntroPages/NonToolbarTopics/IdeologicalQuiz/Quiz-3-Commentary/IdeolQuiz_Answer_02.html

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A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

who else enjoys ice sammies ? my granpa usd toeat them back in the war days in ww2

he's now 86 and we eat them 2gether on the front porch

who else eats ice sammies

If you're born with white privilege due to your skin color, then how is it that this privilege disappears upon entering a non-white country? Can I complain about black privilege if I go to Africa and nobody accommodates me for being different? Do I still have white privilege when the Japanese don't let me in their establishments? Privilege is a stigma losers give to winners to make themselves feel better: a social construct.

>2028
>At home with government assigned Womyn master
>watching LGBTNN Israel sanctioned news
>rebellion just put down
>sigh and return to duties
>making food for womyn master
>whistle
>suddenly headpiece rips lips out, countering my whistle-privilege
>grab picture of obama and begin to apologize, sure to please the cameras watching my every move
>suddenly woymn master barges in demanding intercourse
>tell her I'm too tired
>she gasps
>I apologize franticly, realizing I had just raped her
>Gay muslim black jew guards rush in
>Insert dildos into all orifices
>stuff mouth with estrogen
>get sent to privilege checker camp
>apologizing to the Ascended One Obama for my oppression
>I can never repay him for the privilege I left unchecked.

>I was seven, visiting my dad in Vegas for the summer
>he asks a local girl (13) to babysit me whilst he and his stripper gf go out for dinner
>she shows up in roller skates, drunk off her ass
>he shrugs, they take off
>she proceeds to drink all the booze in the place, and knowing my dad that was a lot.
>she pees her pants and spends the rest of the night in her panties
>she pulls out a joint and blazes up while we watch a Meatloaf concert on TV
>round midnight I go to bed, she crawls in with me.
>She spoons me and tells me how she gave my dad some head for a joint once. I have no idea what she's talking about.
>Dad comes home, finds us in bed, empty bottles and piss all around.
>Tells her to go home, whips ME with his belt.
>WTF
>good times

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>hurr sauce
>durr wats hur name

For fucks sake, you autistic potato. It's a random fucking selfie that some girl took for her boyfriend that found its way onto the internet. Just like 100 million other random fucking selfies. There's no set, there are no videos. You're not going to get her name and creep her fucking facebook. Fucking hell, I wish you sad, socially-stunted faggots would give it a rest.

I was turning 18 the next day. A gay friend who had just graduated lived near me and he asked to suck my dick. He was really horny and I was the only dude around. Eventually he talked me into it.

So he picked me up and we go to his house. He gets started right away. I'm not prepared for this. Only had one bj before and that was like 2 years before that. I wasn't getting hard at all, despite it feeling amazing. It just felt awkward. So he got really frustrated and ripped my pants away from me, then a bit after forced me to sit down and such. I got a half chub, I was really trying for this guy. It ended in disappointment and he took the change that fell out of my pants when he took them off saying I owed him that. I was like, "Whatever, I don't like coins anyway."

6 Questions Feminists can't answer (without admitting Feminism isn't about equality):

1. What are you willing to admit Feminism offers you that Egalitarianism cannot?
2. Can you name one Feminist stance that doesn't blame men as the cause?
3. If Feminism is really about equality, then what have Feminists ever sacrificed to help men achieve equality?
4. If Feminism is about equality, why do Feminists believe it's never okay to hit a woman, but sometimes it's okay to hit a man?
5. If Feminism is about equality, why is it only named after women?
6. If Feminism is about equality, then why don't they advocate 50:50 male/female hiring quotas teachers, nurses, daycare, HR, and administrative staff?

Because girls are traitors and they think that if they are drunk they are not responsible for any of their actions even though they made the decision to drink and get as drunk as they were. Let me tell you a story

>be me
>be with girl
>she was awesome
>one day found text messaged on her phone
>some asshole had been texting her
>trying to get her to come over and sleep with her
>turns out that she had sex with him at a party
>I went to confront her
>she said she was drunk
>"like I give a fuck if you were drunk!"
>she apologizes
>I forgive her because I legitimately think he regrets the decision
>few months later she has sex with another guy
>find this out from a friend
>she got drunk at another party
>she blames it on being drunk again
>tell her it's her fault for getting drunk and being a stupid bitch
>she goes to the police a week later and says she was raped
>she got drunk YET AGAIN at a party and had sex with some fag
>broke it off with her
>went to court and testified on that guys behalf
>he got off free
>been bros with him ever since

Never trust women. They will always try to find an excuse for their actions. This is just another excuse. Try using that excuse on a girl. sleep with a girl at a party then go home and tell your gf about it and say "I'm sorry honey, I was dunk" and she will not give a shit. She will hold you responsible even though she probably wouldn't hold herself responsible.

> be me
> late night at a bar, cougar wants the d
> fuckyes.jpg
> get laid at her place
> morning comes around, I'm cooking breakfast cause I love my biscuits and gravy.
> mother and young daughter awake
> all my wats
> those two not speaking to eachother, despite my attempts to get conversation
> fast forward to a month later, daughter being cute and innocent but doesnt hide her desire to "marry me"
> mother overhears and get butt frosted, thinking daughter was trying to steal me. (daughter was around age 11)
> her words, "steal me", my whats over 9000
> confront her, ask out loud why she would be more concerned over that than me having sex with a minor
> mother calls daughter a dyke bitch lesbian
> daughter silent, pulls down my pants and starts sucking.
> mother wide eyed
> I reply, "Like mother like daughter, guess she's not a lesbian."
> mother joins in

> fast forward to two years, still not married to either but me and daughter have been taking turns keeping her mother well fucked.

fuck yes, 'Merica...ty President Obama for free healthcare and government paycheck

I like to think of gender confused people as weak.

The change seems to occur most in people between the age of 8 and 20, when the human body is most into it's stage of growth, when hormones are surging and the mind is most unstable.

The desire to switch gender usually comes from the idea that the grass is greener on the other side, for the majority it is that they wish to become a woman, so they never have to grow up, so that they can remain childish and mothered by other people - so that they never have to go through adulthood. Lazy, selfish. I find most traps are incredibly narcissistic too, victims of their own complex now that they have designed, in a way, their dream girl, having given up looking for her, they become her, then wear her like a corpse over their real identity, and act as her, fooling others.

Having others see you as what you want is manipulation, it does not matter how you put it, and traps are sly, damaged people who live through manipulation of themselves and their surroundings.

Even on the Internet they try their best to be feminine through their misguided view of women (":3" spam, etc).

You are a failed male.

You will not escape this in the eyes of people who don't sympathize with your immaturity and failure

>be single father
>find sploof under my 15 year old son's bed
>not surprised that he's smoking weed
>see him and his friend come home once with clearly bloodshot eyes
>remember reading here once about how a parent intentionally caught his son smoking weed, pretend to freak out then smoked it right in front of him
>thought this would be a laugh so I decided to replicate it
>I go out every saturday night and his friend is always there before I leave so I assume that's when they smoke weed
>Tell them I'm leaving, drive off, park the car one block away then walk back to the house
>Slowly enter through the back door and move my way towards his room quiet as a mouse
>Approaching his door I can smell the weed and I get ready to go in
>Pull open door really fast and i see my son sucking his friends dick
>Both are wearing Aaron Rodgers Jerseys
>Close door immediatly and go lay on my bed for the rest of the night traumatized
>Still haven't talked to him since then

What do?

All of this feminist shit is very recent, within the last 150 or so years. Even when the women's suffrage movement was around, women didn't want it. Suffragettes and modern feminists are no different, they both want to decide what all women want, regardless of what the huge majority of women actually say they want, and any woman who speaks up about it is an idiot and doesn't know what's good for her.

Modern feminism is still made up of an extreme minority of women booming their voices above everyone else, and in the end they just make things worse for both men and women.

Women didn't want "more rights," they already had more rights. Women have had all the control throughout history. Women generally managed the household and the money throughout history. Women had benefits given to them and often were given land and money, which they owned completely, as a gift for being "nice enough" to accept marriage. Of course, throughout history, marriage was generally something that both parties agreed to. Arranged marriages weren't the norm outside of royalty, there was no benefit to it for the general populace.

Anyway, the point in saying all of this is that women were humans at one time, and a majority of women still are humans. The women out there who aren't humans are still a fairly small amount of the population, the problem right now is that technology and society make it extremely easy to impress young minds with bullshit "feminism" through media and by changing policies to force the education system to teach their demented views. What this does mean is that the new generations will be warped and worthless, and any women younger than their mid-20s will have a much higher chance of being warped. Not that you'll be safe with an older woman, as she could easily be one of the minority of her generation.

You might point to the last few decades of, for example, cheating women destroying men through a divorce. This isn't due to the slut being a feminist, it's from extremely out-of-date laws helping a lawyer add to his fortunes by fucking over her partner.

If some other groups out there are to be believed, a lot of the issues with feminism are brought on by the Jews, who would actually benefit greatly from the advancement of female dominance. while they themselves would not experience any of the downsides due to their religious practices. I personally don't care much for conspiracies, though, so feel free to ignore this last paragraph.

This reply was a lot longer than I expected it to be.

PS: I'm not disagreeing with you. RP has been around since the beginning of time, it's all about the natural relationship between men and women. Alphas, betas, "good girls," bitches and sluts have always existed. The problem we experience right now is the increased spread of BP through something that only a very small amount of people are pushing, "feminism."

BDSM is completely about pushing boundaries. It's about destroying the faces that people put on every day. It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, it's about submission, fear, trust, control. The bond created by BDSM is probably one of the strongest out there. The pain will release all the feel-good chemicals and "love" will be far greater than any generic relationship.

That was unexpected... Last night a chic from __________ and her friend n I went to________ last night, ended up in my bed with both of them over me all night... Hmmm I feels a 3some brewing ;)

Chemicals are your friends. Untested chemicals are your untested friends.